Confederacy of the Damned Roster:
This is “Old Fart” and Queef. They what they enjoy is going on elevator’s. They wait for someone to come in and push the button for their floor then Old Fart let’s what he calls “The Fart of Death” rip. It then permiates through out the car and the victim can’t help but to inhale the stinky, sour, vile smell. When the victim smells it Old Fart will say “Did you fart?” and blame it on you. In his head Old Fart thinks “Yeah! Wallow in it!”. Then just when you think you can’t take it anymore, Queef does her thing and it is a pussy fart that smells like rotting fish. Then just before you pass out from the smell the doors on the elevator open you run out and Old Fart and Queef just laugh. It is what they live for.
The worst thing is, no one can really do anything about it. We know it ruins people’s day’s and that is evil, but seriously you can’t really do anything about it because it is really just rude. But it i so frustrating when it happens.
So it has come to realization by the League of Champion’s that we are never going to truly stop “Evil” in all it’s forms but we will never up on trying.
September 15th Shock the Karma
A day of Peace, Love, and Understanding